Gratuitous entrances

Hello, hello, hello, and GOOD EVENING.

This is the obligatory first post of this blog, this blog which I imagine in the far (or near) future will be abandoned to the cold, desolate, bitter winds of the empty internet ever while nobody cares because nobody ever read it to begin with.

BUT NOW IS NOT THE TIME FOR NEGATIVITY

Now is the time for action! excitement! and the gratuitous use of exclamation marks!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ah, me the distance between our hopes and our achievements. So bittersweet. ALAS, FOR I AM BUT ONE PERSON AND YOU ARE BUT ONE BEING WITH EYES (so I assume)

But, admittedly reader, i must resist the call of the internet demons that beg and taunt me to turn this into a desolate morass of depressive and broken posts. If such fare is of your taste I'm sure you can find innumerable posts of said tone on other blogs. For here reigns the silly. and the silly demands that I post the following as a formal treatise to the vast army that is laying siege to my house. Ahem,

AWAY VILE SQUIRRELS

If they do not leave, I will be forced to take up drastic measures and possibly be reduced to once again calling Chuck Norris to aid me against the squirrels. This will be epic. And as there is no true way to segway away from Chuck Norris roundhouse kicking squirrels, here are some non-squirrel related pictures:its like, a house, in the dark, with the glowy, that I photoshopped!

Bright ideas, more photoshop, and more darkness

And finally, at this point in this long and rambling introduction reader I feel obligated to tell you that at times this blog will be depressing. It will make you privy to sadder, less exuberant posts of mine, all of which will be accompanied by pictures. But I hope that you will continue reading. For if nothing else i believe that my writing is entertaining enough to possibly be deserving of that inifiniteseminally small time in between studying for that psychology midterm and flipping aimlessly through webpages that you've alotted to god knows what. I hope that in writing out my thoughts and feelings in this manner, i will possibly make your life brighter, happier, better, and in doing so aid in the process of you not forgetting me, for it is a fear of mine.
And Great Danes, i am absolutely terrified of Great Danes. It's a tall order to be sure, but I hope to try it, at least for a while.

And so i'd like to end with a picture, because every so often i'm shocked to rediscover that even suburban Irvine can be beautiful at times:

Streetlights

DREAM DEEPLY