The only ones left can fly, or think they can.

Tuesday, October 28, 2008

I don't want to work today

... I just want to bang on my drum.

THE OFFICE



Holly cannot leave. She simply cannot. She makes Michael such a better person, makes him bearable, makes him AWESOME and they are FUCKING IN LOVE.

DO NOT MESS WITH ME I AM VERY COMMITTED TO THIS

Monday, October 27, 2008

CONSIDER

Ladies and gentlemen, I urge you to consider the following.

MASTURBATE

That is all

I don't post enough

I don't post enough in this and for that I apologize.

Also, when I DO post invariably it might lead some of you readers to expect that somehow, Viet has gone insane and is just going far off the deep end into Joker-esque mad runs of insanity.

While this is true, I would like to clarify.

Fact is, things have been busy, life has been busy, and if you've ever known a writer in your life you will know that ironically the one thing that writers hate most to do, is actually write. Writing seems to be a nice excuse to say "I would rather be doing something interesting, rather than doing what you would like me to do, but I will tell you an AWESOME story about it later if you let me do this awesome thing". This, and I imagine this is the case for a great many writers, is how I think and it is largely why I accomplish so very little in terms of actual work.

But I wanted to give an account of how things have ACTUALLY been going as opposed to whatever frighteningly mad thought that courses through my brain at that very moment when I would like to rhetorically burn an opponent into the ground on a forum that would most likely get me banned.

So, has anyone heard about warhammer?

First off, frigging awesome.
Second off, fucking nerf bright wizards already the bright wizard wall is so fucking powerful it's not even funny
Third off: Remake Wow, create a pvp focused game with a good idea for balance, and voila!

Somebody has angered Gork greatly


This is my most recent and beloved time sink. Though it is not very productive.

But I wanted to say reader that, frankly, I've not had a lot of time to like, talk or think, or even have time to get my thoughts together. My time is occupied.

By a lot of meaningless tripeshit, yes, but also by keeping myself informed and up to date on ye news events and the impending destruction of the world and Rachel Maddow (thank god in heaven). And between all these things I'm sorry reader, that I haven't been writing as often as I should. I still love you baby, I do! It's just hard, we don't have enough time to write anymore. Especially ever since you went to Lithuania.

Why baby, why did you leave me for that goat? He'll never love you like I did! ...sadly, ineffecably, in thirty seconds with a lot of crying afterwards.

Baby come back from Lithuania!

*wink*

(good lord I just pulled a Palin)

I will never sexually assault you again, reader, but suffice to say, things are alright.

Will be topic based later. This is my blog, I get to be as crazy as I want.

Tuesday, October 14, 2008

I've been okay, This America Life is awesome. Really tired and procrastinating, Warhammer is good. Why is it I can't write properly?

Saturday, September 20, 2008

The Tone and Tenor of Anger

Reader, let us be candid. I do not find hope in the world.

I look at a governmental system that pursues deregulation of companies in pursuit of a disproven free market philosophy and yet bails out said companies with 1 TRILLION DOLLARS IN TWO WEEKS, when the earnings of their bad bets come to scuttle said companies.

We starve, wed die, Galveston has no electricity, people lose their houses, and high-risk empty companies is what we invest in. Our students fail, 7 years into war, every possible thing we know and do is being cut away, and this is what we spend on.

The world is built on a function of action and reaction, every action has a consequence. For too long has the consequence been disproportionately doled out on the side of the poor, while the rich have been serviced by the powerful in this country. For thirty years now, the stench, taint and broken philosophy of Reagan has poisoned this earth, spitting and demeaning and ravaging the backs and spines of programs the poor depend on to reach the middle class.

And now, even Obama's chief economic adviser was the one who masterminded the deregulation of the banking industry that led to this collapse.

We cannot take this. We shall not take this. Republicans want to say I'm inciting class warfare? Fuck yeah I am. They want to say I'm criminalizing the rich? Fuck yeah, I am.

Because you dogs, whores, and jackals ARE criminals. You are BEAST, DOGS, and BITCHES, and for too long class warfare in this country has only been waged from the top down, the rich taking from the poor and nobody stands up to the rich.

Well the time is now. We will take for us what is rightfully ours. We will mercilessly and gleefully murder any sycophantic dog that stands in our way, bathe the streets with their blood until we come pounding down the gates of the rich and burn their houses into the ground.

The only time trickle down economics ever works is when you split the throat of a rich man and he bleeds gold onto the masses of the poor.

You better run bitches, I'm raising the army.

Friday, September 12, 2008

Holy Shitballs

Jerry Springer is damn good.

Holy crap.

Um, I need to go see one of his speeches.

Not the show, the show is bullshit.

Friday, August 15, 2008

Say Yes and...

Am I ashamed of the life I am living right now?

Yes.

Today I saw people walking down the street. This bothered me. I was happy to see it but it bothered me in the sense that, wow, even here people live, and are happy, and are not living their lives as miserably as I do mine.

I had a week where my parents were completely gone. I did nothing. A week of complete isolation.

I didn't have friends over, I didn't do drugs, I didn't drink. I didn't do anything. I got asked to go to LA on a whim at a party a few months ago. I stammered out of it. I am missing opportunities in my life because I refuse to say "yes".

I feel a need in myself to disagree, for conflict, but, every now and then I wonder if really this town is the desolate morass of nothingness. Maybe I've just made it out to be that way. In the meantime, I am ashamed of the hermit-like shell that my life is.

And well, that's pretty much it.

Am I going to wake up one day at 72 and think to myself, "I've lived for nothing"?

It feels that way sometimes.