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Friday, July 24, 2009

My justification for beating you with a shaving pole

"My biggest fear is that these terrorists would indoctrinate other prisoners... They would probably be quickly embraced by the various Muslim prison "gangs".


That's the last thing we need... Home grown terrorists are the one thing hardest to protect against."

Dear above dumbass poster from an IGN board detailing your reason as to why it is that you don't want Gitmo detainees transferred to US Superprisons.

Allow me to explain some very basic concepts to you.

1) the fleeting nature of information
There is only a certain time frime by which the information an individual holds is useful. How much useful information do you carry? Family memories are often not useful, and even in an ideal situation, the most you can remember back is a full year of participation in an organization, and only then if you were part of it for that period of time, in leadership, and that was all you did.

These detainees have been in there for SEVEN YEARS

2) You are confusing a good portion of those who convert to Islam in prisons as equivalent to those who commit terrorist acts. It is not a disease. It is not equivalent, this above fear exhibits nothing but your blanket, unforgivable idiocy with regards to how terrorism actually works.

3) THREE! *anger down* Terrorism evolves primarily out of local concerns. Al-Qaeda co-opts local issues and promises solutions through participation in their ludicrous global campaign to transform the world into an international caliphate. Case in point: the only thing these people could probably teach their fellow prisoners (if they even speak English, dumbass), is how much they wanted to get the security in their local village better. How exactly is that going to produce homegrown terrorists?

4) FOUR: WHAT THE FLYING FUCK?! TERRORISM ALREADY OCCURS IN THE UNITED STATES. IT IS A FUCKING TECHNIQUE, NOT A FUCKING IDEOLOGY. YOU STUPID MOTHERFUCKER.

5)Let's state finally, for all records that crime is not about ideology. It is about intent and purpose. Even if these terrorists, or alleged terrorists, are able to convince their fellow inmates, you are reliant on multiple, highly unlikely scenarios
a) They leave prisons. See: supermax
b) They actually get in contact with the main Al-Qaeda organisation. (Oh yes, this will happen. Because it's so easy Al-Qaeda has a phone line. 1-800 Al-Qaeda. Free Shipping and handling)
c) They actually get accepted in. (American? Sure! There's no way you could be a spy!)
d) they actually make it back and forth without being checked and scrutinized having both visited a middle eastern country AND been released from a supermax.
e) They actually evade police presence in order to
f) finally pull off a successful terroirst attack, in sufficient numbers.

So THAT is your great fear? Dumb fucking motherfucker.

6) As a final note, the greatest possible scenario of any real attack occuring lie this is organic. However, largely as a result of strong efforts on the part of the Muslim-American community domestically, there are no domestic terror cells anywhere in the US. They do not find havens within the larger Muslim-American communities. They are not welcome.

So at worst, what you have is the case of the Army post bomber, who operated independently. Was caught like a moron, and showed no possible sign of ever working with anyone else ever.

In short: a crazy.

So in conclusion.

This is why I'm going to impale you with a carrotstick

Note: apologies to readers for the violent, destructive tone of this post.

It comes with the territory (politics)

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