Happiness is 80 degrees of magic

I've been happier today than I have been in a long long while and it is for a few reasons (listed below)

- I've been able to play the Guild Wars Expansion Pack: Eye of the North

-The temperature in Irvine has been able to drop below the mind-melting high of x>100 degrees

-I discovered where I'm most comfortable and witty when I'm in Irvine (Best Buy, any time any of y'all want to see me at my A-game, it's there)

-New, glorious foam pillow that makes sleeping on anything literally a breeze and a half. Everyone must have one. Now. So, if you want one, leave me a comment and I shall (maybe) send one your way, I've an extra.

-The Happy Fairie hit me over the head with her Happy Stick(tm)

Day 2: The Madness Begins

It has been roughly 3-quarters of the time that I've spent away from Guild Wars and I am beginning to fall silently, but surely into a spiralling morass of madness and wickedness. Do you hear that sound? That is the sound of a man who is left with no more options, without purpose and reason in his life. Only this time last year did my gaming hard drive crash handily into the ground, taking with it several year's worth of downloaded games, and any means of entertainment outside of online gaming. While at the time this was not a crime, I see now that in depriving myself of an entertainment medium devoid of "Rules of Conduct", I may have exhibited some short-sightedness in making ripe the perfect conditions for this travesty against humanity (i.e., my current situation) to have been instigated.


That sentence prior was not particularly well-made, but what can one do. I know this blog has very few readers, it may even have none. But let me say to you readers, reader, or Nil, the existential stranger that by 12 AM tomorrow morning if I have not flown to Australia to brutally murder Alfred Nolan of Sydney Australia, living at 19533 Almond way in the 13th district by the Nuclear Energy facility across from the bay, I will be playing with rapt fascination, Guild Wars.

And it will be good.


And in the event that it's not up by then, Alfred Nolan, I've a plane ride to Australia.

Heat

The heat in California has since gotten so awful that literally I am only able to operate fully at night. It is so hot I can't even joke about it anymore. Meanwhile I am still suspended from Guild Wars. Life is meaningless. Waiting on roughly 2 days from now. Until then, nothing funny. Without my videogames I am nothing but a shell, sans Ghost.